Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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