This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
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I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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