I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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