There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
