I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
