bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize
