i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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