At least make sure they are 18
Why
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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