so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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