508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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