Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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