After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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