uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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