No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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