That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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