the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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