Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
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I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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