He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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