Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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