"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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