i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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