You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
How naked do you want me to be?
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