no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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