stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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