dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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