And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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