Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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