billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.