Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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