i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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