I wanna bring you to show and tell
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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