dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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