If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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