on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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