Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Randomize
