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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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