i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
