I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
My ATM looks so different sober.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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