U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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