did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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