i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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