Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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