Me. At least after what I've been through.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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