Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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