I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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