oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We don't watch enough power rangers
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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