I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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