i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
