People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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