i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
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After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
This toilet bowl is my home.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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