Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Randomize
