Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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