We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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