What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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